hot_mess88
United States
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RIP
Espoo, Finland
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
sadie
Las Vegas, United States
Rock n roll
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Anonymous
La Grande, United States
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Anonymous
My 21st birthday
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
ApparentlyBadDriver
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
daenerys stromboli
Navan, Ireland
Lost
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Yoooooo0
United States
FINE!
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Did you give them a right scolding after? and a lecture on behaving irresponsibly in public? XD Oh, parents...they do the darndest things
doctorbob 0
probably a bar where bikers go to
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Comments (62)
hellokittywhore 0
lol sounds like a tuseday night at home for me :( god I know how much it sucks to be in that situation
xvxblackdahlia 0
holy ****. been there done that
limegreenpoopie 31
lol :D
beyondfake 0
That's what happens when your parents are brother and sister and you are inbred
Isaac_gee 0
Soo who won?
xAfg 6
The irony.
wRIPPERw 23
My dad was in the Hells Angels, and I'm soon to be buying my own Motorcycle and joining a local club. I've had to go break up fights between my dad and other people. The other bikers "Couldn't intervene"