Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Top comments
Nickb55 16
If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...
woainishamu 21
Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.
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Comments (132)
olpally 33
Your husband might be a 15 year old teenage girl. Haha damn. $80? Shit, what a waste of money.
mansfield_j 27
Time to find a new husband
worldclassrager 41
Maybe he bought it for her?
emmy165 16
At least it wasn't Miley Cyrus
clrichmond2009 24
They're pretty much the same.
elcee1987 18
Except Miley seems to have a fetish for older dudes. The biebs hasn't shown that desire. Yet.
nelyra 5
For the best and the worst. This is probably the latter.
BabyrooKid 11
To be married to a Justin Bieber fan has got to be one of the worst FML in history.
GoArmy6624 7
FYL, YDI. Who buys music anymore???
Meggston 17
I buy music, more In the Say Anything and Decemberists areas instead of Justin Beiber, but if you like the music you should support them, even if they are shitty people.
IAmMe204 25
Maybe he bought it thinking of your daughter? Who knows... :)
FrankHotpants 31
I suppose anyone should be able to listen to whatever they want without ridicule, but for a grown man to spend that much on a teen pop star, well that's a little much. I can see a catchy song or two, everyone has guilty pleasures, but $80!
aire101 16
I suppose what I'm trying to understand more than a grown man liking that twerp's crap is why you are being billed for HIS music purchases...
katties 27
I thought the same thing myself... so weird