Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Top comments
Nickb55 16
If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...
woainishamu 21
Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.
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Comments (132)
Indianboy9321 25
Setting aside the fact that he may have an odd musical choice in your opinion, I think you SHOULD have a talk with him about how to spend money wisely.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Get a divorce.
Nilorak 24
Yeah, divorce him, instead of having a talk. Sounds right.
extrasnipes 22
I don't think you can talk with Bieber fans...
junkman6 22
Divorce isn't the only option. Murder is better IMO, thin out the belieber herd.
warsun 27
They have their own language
FucYoCouch 13
A language in which consists of a very complex use of the word "Swag" and/or "Swaggy".
capsizedatsea 15
Not to mention the word "swagger" used by many of that swaggy group known as Beliebers.
eRapper69 10
I'm with #10. He could've been buying it for your daughter. But if he was buying it for himself, then I think some counseling is in order
oopsiessss 9
He is probably sobbing right now to the fact that biebers in jail now ;)
parism143 28
You don't keep up with the news, do you? That was nearly 2 months ago. He didn't go to jail, he was arrested.
sweet_n_sour123 1
He isnt in jail dumbass and me im glad im a belieber and all the hate is all just bullshit
Meggston 17
That is highly unfortunate... But to each their own.. I guess....
FemskyD 26
Youre paying his bills? I see why he s listning to girlsmusic ;)
SmokinGuns 13
Idiot.
hulopro 16
Why did you even marry him?
Nilorak 24
Then I saw her face, now I'm a belieber.
ThomasBombadil 31
Davy Jones just turned over.
kitcatjb 12
He's embracing his inner belieber!
CB_LAZ3 11
You married a man with interesting tastes