Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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moleSG 6
So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.
GIRAFFES 0
Doctor's note. Done.
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Comments (37)
gsfgf 0
Where do you go to school that you can't be drunk at a football game?
trojan124 0
actually most schools have that rule...
muichini 0
call hospital or doctor ask for a copy of your chart from that day, and writen or typed letter signed by your doctor give it to them and your done. not an fml just some time consuming paper tracking
Yarrachel 16
YDI 4 goin 2 kollej git a reel ejukashon out in da streetz! Lern comon cents and street smartz!!!!!1111
newsgit 0
Learn spelling!
bjnahlik 0
There's no way 16 could have been serious about his spelling
fantasyworld 39
My head hurt trying to read that.
hedgehogs 0
If you present them with paperwork showing where you were, this should be over quickly.
ihatedads 0
Learn to spell
Starfire22 5
I'm sure once you get a doctors note and show it to them you will be fine
sistersestina 0
Irritating yes, but you can look forward to the moment when you whip out the hospital documentation and embarrass the crap out of your accusers.
musicislife1995_fml 0
note from the doctor, no problem. hardly an fml really
davidisthebest2 0
If your lungs filled up with fluid, you'd be dead. You also would not throw up. Vomit comes from the stomach, not the lungs. I call drunken BS.
myfriend_youfail 3
If the paramedics got there in time, she would have merely had trouble breathing or fallen into an unconscious state. Depending on the amount of fluid in her lungs at the time the problem was corrected, she could have been struggling to breathe while coughing out liquid. Fluid in the lungs often causes violent coughing in an attempt to expel the liquid. Liquid expelled in moderate to great amounts could be mistaken for vomiting. Also, some people have a delicate gag reflex that can be set off by violent fits of coughing, so she could have actually vomited. Please don't ever go into a medical career.
LilaBear 2
fluid in your lungs does not necessarily kill you. Also, she may not have actually thrown up, just coughed so much the fluid came up. I imagine that'd feel a bit like throwing up to a person.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
more like f your universitys life sue sue sue do it the american way