Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
I am the law
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over and was given a ticket because my exhaust was too loud. I got this ticket while on my way to get said exhaust fixed. FML
Petty officer
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Top comments
mplsmech 0
yeah, it turns out that even if it's dark out, you're still supposed to turn off your brights when you meet another car. driver's ed drop out? this is probably the same person that drives in the rain with no headlights on and wipers going mach 10. "Why do I need to turn on my lights? I can see where I'm going." YDI
SKYblue_fml 1
no, you should actually never use brights in fog...
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Comments (103)
Intoxicunt 6
You're a ******* schizophrenic moron, aren't you? Seek help. I mentioned my Youtube video on FML for anyone who is interested to see. That doesn't mean I sent it to you. I hope a bear eats your testicles. Oh, sorry, your ********.
triplethreat13 0
Some neighborhoods have legal agreements to keep the street dark at night, to fit the convenience of the residents. These include cars, it's unlawful to have your brights on when you're passing through a residential neighborhood with a policy like that.
WorkThatButt 2
Guys...Shut the **** up you assholes ZOMG :O :O :O
TheChanel 0
you can get a ticket for having your brights on? LAME. fight it, I'm sure you'll get it dropped. good luck
akorpija 12
i HATE you.
j1986z 0
Ummm no you can't get a ticket for driving with your brights on...
rwarlol 0
well if the op means high beams then yes you can. you can't leave you high beams on within 300 feet (not sure if that's the right distant i heard 500 ft somewhere too) of another car b/c it can hinder the car in front of them vision b/c it can reflect back at them in the rear view mirror or cars driving on the other side. cops generally don't give you tickets for it but they can if they feel like you are abusing it and endangering other driver.
xxgrand 0
ESPECIALLY if you blind the cop as you drive by. :)
pernicat 0
The OP did not give much detail. Was there another car around? Was it in a well lit area where high beams were unnecessary? I highly doubt the OP would have got a ticket if they were not doing anything wrong.
michaelcarell 0
may I say fake?