Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
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TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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xymenah 0
well aren't u smart.
sparda4355 0
85... Nuff is an intentional short cut when typing on an iPhone! And the only reason I corrected your (an obvious misspelling) with you're is because dude was calling the op an idiot and misspelled in the same post! Thanks for your feedback though...
Cittenscollar 0
64 - You sound like you've had a license for three months and think you're so badass ;) You shouldn't speed for "fun". Driving isn't about fun, it's about getting places. Good God, I hate teenagers who speed and brag about it because they think it makes them cool. I speed occasionally, yes. But if I got a ticket I'd know full well that I deserved it.
ChrisFrancia 0
look on the bright side, u might b able to get both tickets over with in one court date, consider this perfect timing b.c if u got it on your way home youd have to go back to court lol
Lou_Briccant 0
You live your life a quarter mile at a time. During those 10 seconds, nothing else matters, just you and the finish.
Gingerly 0
All you people saying that everyone speeds are retarded. Not everyone speeds, only inpatient dickheads who want to arrive at their destination a 1/4 of a second faster speed. Just becuase you speed, doesn't mean everyone does.
dol567 0
This one might help teaching you the lesson?
FMLx818 0
ah this just happened to someone i know! except it was on his way back from court.
FMLx818 0
ah this just happened to someone i know! except it was on his way back from court.
kiakia0131 23
I can't yell at you for speeding because my friend and I got stopped for speeding just the other day. (he got a $300 ticket) But you should try not too get too many more speeding tickets or you will lose your license...and I'm sure you don't want that.