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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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redbluegreen 41
#20 - That's what parents wish they had. OP - I suggest you learn to hide your "weapons" better.
porcupunk 0
How big is the ***** that he can "make" a "sword" out of it?? Are we talking a 12 inch doubleheader here?
lulzorz 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA awww poor thing, im sorry! i mean...how embarrassing for you, your son and the teacher haha. to everyone raging and saying BAHH HIDE IT BETTER, i remember being a kid and going through everything, just cause i was curious. there is no privacy with children. none lmao.
kubbie 1
Hahha so true..i found my moms condoms one day 0.0 I was like WTF!!!
twilax101 0
so THAT'S what it was...
Epoch 0
#20, that was epic, lol
alexgisforme3 0
looool omg that is so ******* funny i love it
fuckmyl1f333 0
LMAO greatest FML, so what if she sucks at parenting guys, this is funny as hell.
MaddieMonster 0
lol @ # 11.
SlooterMcGavin 0
Sooo, Daddy is MIA? We should date.
Bitts 0
aaaaaaand that is an epic nickname for a penis.