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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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HyotonXHaku 0
Wooooowww..... Yikes... #35 - Lol!
jukeboxhero420 0
Hahaha, I love it! And props to #11 and #35 :)
dan81892 2
LMAO
EXc0municated 0
Wow. That just seems wrong on so many levels... a least it wasn't a vibrator... then it could have turned out all the worse >.
yandiepandy 0
Always keep a lock on the goody drawer.
x3chibi 0
Lmao this was hilarious. Haha, imagine if penis were called sword of death? Your son already has xp chasing girls with his sword of death. Tehee.
Chazlol 7
LOL!
DizzyDemon0 9
HAHAHAHAHA. Good shit. It gets more and more creepy the older he is..
scottyyy 0
HAHAHAHA!
wowfmlife 0
You deserve that for 1. having it 2. putting it somewhere he can reach it 3. sending your kid to school without knowing what he's bringing
fatraptorjesus13 9
? yeah because"good" parents completely search their kids daily...