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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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BaldOuting 0
gotta keep those things under lock and key.
Art_Vandeley 0
Well at least he wasn`t chasing the boys with it.
DeepFriedFUNK 0
ahahahahaha I like bananas for me dinner
raged_fml 0
i hope he got their numbers
iroquoiswho1033 0
Shit. This was seriously SO funny that before I could even laugh my eyes just welled up with water. LMFAO!!!
egt2292 0
that is some rich imagery. LMAO @ #11.
ascott 0
LMFAOOOOOOO YDI for letting it be accesible to your child, wanna try a lock on your closet maybe? i definitley agree FYL , :) oh and LOL@11
chel81x1 0
best f-my life ever
pwnage79 0
#20 LMFAO!!!!!!! XD
Lazyninja420 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious