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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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bonafidehustler 0
I agree with #9. I assume he was young because if he knew what it was he wouldn't touch it. But why couldn't you hide it better from him?
Sukismama 2
Maybe she did hide it but i'd say I'm safely assuming, and I'm sure you agree, that he is just a little kid and if you have kids or even jus been around them u know they get into EVERYTHING and can easily find hidden things.
Thassodar 0
By the Power of Grayskull!!!
lilpsyco 16
I Have The Penis
24788 7
**** your sons life. Why would he have it in his hands?!
mehwhateverr 0
What did you do? Put it out on the kitchen table?
keiferrr 0
hahahahaha next he'll find your anal beads
P374RD3D 9
I'll slay you with my spitballs of power
feesh 0
thats pretty much awesome.
DaFluffyGoldfish 0
EEEEEEW U LET YOUR KIDS TOUCH IT??? THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!
G_thelegend 0
i agree, EWWWWWWWW
FlyMeAway 2
Well it's not like OP said 'Here honey play with this'. Jeez
paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
RevengeOnYou 0
@20 ROFLMAO!
netdemon 11
well said!
hollistergrrl129 0
can tellll ur a nerd
alexckwitch 0
not in the ******* open you dumbshit.
fatraptorjesus13 9
329 I can tell you're single
megapeyt 17
This comment is an EPIC WIN
07_MKV 0
Hahahahahah, nice, hide stuff better?
BlaBlaBla_95 0
hahahhahahah #20 FTW