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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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twindaddy 0
YDI. You should have a good hiding spot when you have a young one around.
mr_kurtz 0
Did he draw the sword out of the stone?
teebonehead 0
WOW ! All I can say that has to be the best fml EVER !
kandyjohnson 0
Yeah there is no "hiding" anything when it comes to your kids, that's why if you're gonna have stuff like that, at least put it under lock and key!!! YDI
I_am_stupid_also 6
Good thing he wasn't running around wearing your strap-on.
genius_man16 1
#20 wins #31 Oh dear, really didn't need that image, thanks. Lol. #71 Thank you. Much better than I could have put it.
Travestie616 0
#71, although I agree with you, your grammar is terrible, so you really shouldn't talk. I think you were going for "you're" instead of "your," by the way. And THAT is an elementary mistake if I ever saw one. Maybe you guys can take a 2nd grade English class together or something. As for the OP... I can only suggest that you buy that kid some candy because he's pretty much hilarious ^_^
Matzaball300 0
where did he find that?????!!!!! you gotta hide those things dude!!!
allylalala 0
LOOOL
amandax6 0
lmfao that's greaaat.