Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
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Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
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Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
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Failurewithacapi 0
To everyone who said YDI for spend slot of money, You parents probley spend 10-20 times as much to keep you alive, so respect them.
deathsled 0
the likelihood of a couple getting divorced after 50 years is pretty slim......
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Comments (90)
showurbones 0
TROLLLLLL
AliciaS_fml 0
they're getting divorced at like, 70? thats retarded. that puts you at like, mid 40's: two questions: why are you on FML, and shouldn't you be more upset that your parents are divorcing than that you are loosing money? i dont think i believe this story.
your_face 15
I agree - I can't believe that your parents have been together for nearly 50 years and now decide to divorce, and the thing you decide to complain about is how much money you're losing.
Apachefire21 0
Im sorry man. this is truly an FML
jennysaurus 0
divorce party!
edellio 0
redo the guest list and have a hell of a party!!! sorry bout your folks though =/
Honey_Maid 1
Don't matter how much her parents spent on her in her life time....wut kind of party costs 10,000.00? shoo invite me! FYL though....after 50 years mite as well call that a wrap n jus die together.
LoveMachine1O1 0
That sucks. Who gets a divorce after being married 49 years?
jaeshinx321 0
damn yo..they have almost been living together for 50 years..talk them out of it..it would be worth nothing to separate now
aliabbiss 0
# 3 shut the **** up. ok. y does he deserve it. **** u. I don't give a shit if ur life sucks or if ur an orphan ok so just shut the **** up. the same thong Is gonna happn to u. o ya... shut the **** UP!!!! u ****** BITCH. I HATE EVRYONE WHO PUT YDI
robhud1 0
this is fake post it's wrote so that it sounds like maybe 18-25 yr old person?? with 70 yr old parents?? were would they get thousands to spend on them......and if they were used to spending this type of $$ they prob wouldn't bitch about a busted party.....this post is FAKE.....