Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
patrickalamo 48
So are you thinking your boyfriend tried it on first?
LunaaBluee 27
That's why I think you should always wash the clothes you buy before putting them on.. Just in case
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Comments (69)
Witchylady 18
Used goods. Yuck.
nobiscis 7
How do you know what pubic hair looks like?
rocker_chick23 27
Maybe it is because OP has pubic hair.
iwadasn 33
The same way everyone else does, I imagine.
Duckay 11
Honestly though, a good wash (maybe two if you're nervous) and there won't be a problem. Just got to get past the icky thoughts.
Andrewski12 18
its a birthday pube
Christofu01 8
At least I was stuck to the hygienic liner, not the bikini itself.
iwadasn 33
That's what the hygienic liner is for--most people try clothes on before before buying something, including swimming suits. Just take the liner out and wash the suit.
Brandi_Faith 34
Although this is true, most people wear their underwear underneath the bathing suit bottoms just to be safe. The hygienic liner is a back-up in case someone doesn't wear their underwear underneath, as in the case of op's bikini. It's really just better for everyone if the underwear stays on while trying on clothes; plus, you won't have pubes ripped out. Op: as gross as this is, a good clean in the washing machine will fix everything. Try the sanitation cycle if your washer has it.
the_aspect 28
ewwww...disgusting.
captainsmegma 12
For Christ sake. Its just a pube. I pick those out of my teeth and go back for more.
amileah13 26
Some people could have crabs or other spreadable stuff in their pubes.
captainsmegma 12
Then it's a seafood buffet.
uchihadesendent 14
That's nasty you should return it.
amileah13 26
At least it wasn't bodily fluids!
Brandi_Faith 34
My friend worked at a retail store and went into the change room after someone left only to find that someone had their period in the bathing suit. So gross.