Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well you kept your sister safe.
whythankyou 19
"Friend", huh?
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Comments (126)
Nish007 15
hope you gave him quality stuff
HEPennypacker 6
Just don't ask for details #earmuffs
nodai 13
At least he has condoms.
dracolich 27
You don't own your sister. She can make her own decisions. Either buy the condoms for your friend or don't. Pretend he's going to have sex with someone you don't know, if that helps.
annalily5 28
Look at it this way. Getting lucky is a good thing, and you're clearly happy to help a friend get this good thing by giving him a condom. Well, now two people you care about just had a good thing happen,and it only cost you one condom! If they had been having sex with different people, it might have costs you two condoms, since clearly they were both unprepared. You're sister and friend getting together is more cost effective then them getting lucky with different people, and two people you care about still had a good thing happen, so double bonus!
themanlile 2
at least you know they did it safe ... unless u thought it would be funny to poke a hole in it, or give him your oldest one ...
hayleyannah 15
So? You don't own your sister. She can sleep with whoever she wants (provided she's of legal age). You should be grateful they at least have the good sense to use condoms.
nowolfpowers 5
At least he wont get her pregnant....
monstermatt001 13
The Guy Code doesn't matter to some people.
phan25 5
at least now there's no chance of you guys being in-laws