Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Aracrifice98
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Anonymous
Sprain in the ass
Today, after two months of recovering from a sprained ankle, the doctor told me I was fully healed. On the way to my car from the doctor's, I stepped on some leaves, which were covering a small hole. A hole big enough for me to trip on and give me another sprained ankle. FML
jodulieu
France
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Anthony Hathaway
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Wilson
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Top comments
fakedsincerity 32
Well you're not having a very good fall...
mattzawesome 28
Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?
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Comments (50)
iHappyFeet 11
you need some milk
wonandonly 11
It didn't leaf you a good feeling :-(
Ozzifer 4
Sounds like me xD
Kristen320 21
Tibia. Not shin bone...
FuckThisLogin 32
Beat me by 8 minutes
smoothies14 32
I suppose you also have a problem with the terms collarbone, backbone, kneecap, and shoulder blade too? Don't be so pedantic. Yeah, technically they are the clavicle, spine, patella, scapula, but there is nothing wrong with using colloquial terms.
Twisted_Angel 17
Two years ago I slipped on a walnut and broke my ankle in two places. :/ hope you feel better.
addictionpool 10
story time or leaf it at that?
tyler_jay 10
When I was in fifth grade I was playing tag with friends when I tripped and broke my leg in three places
pastea 5
If it was in front of someone's property you might have a lawsuit
revolvearoundme 15
At least you'll never forget the fall leaves this year.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Suing someone because YOU slipped on a leaf that happened to be on or near their property? I hope you're joking.
Shadowbay 18
Ouch.. Had something similar happen to me but with a stick. It will turn into a funny story later on.
Jayroc 18
I'm going to leave this one alone