Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Oh, hai Mark
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Top comments
Eaglestrike117 29
Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.
greeneye_fml 12
Sorry your husband and sister are such ******.
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Comments (128)
AntiChrist7 0
Don't marry a cheating asshole. YDI
lmaoatyourlife 0
AntiChrist7 - You are a prize douche.
mekeskidi_fml 0
#64, stop being such a bigot, we don't live under the Catholic Church Inquisition anymore.
DancingDick 0
Does he know it is his kid?
demonkey_fml 4
Get a paternity test to make certain. Just because the child "looks like your husband" doesn't mean he's the father. Who knows how many hundreds of other men your sister slept with during that time period. She might not know the actual identity of the sperm donor herself but figure she can score some cash/bennies from you if she starts up some trouble. Don't upset yourself until you have the results of a paternity test in black and white from a responsible laboratory. Then, it's time to make your husband's life an absolute living hell. I suggest some preemptory bank account manipulation (i.e. time to move funds to your newly opened super-secret bank account while telling him you gambled it all away because you were SO UPSET ABOUT HIS HORRIBLE BETRAYAL!) See if you can score some jewelry too. Pain=$$$. Then, my dear, try and find someone worthy of you and stop it with the losers.
jeniilouise 0
it doesn't say that the OP based this on the kid's looks - they could have already taken a paternity test!
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Ouch and your sister is a bitch too!
CFR 0
Wow....I can't even come up with any words for this...
etantao 0
Dont sweat it, it stays in the family.
blastvortex 4
Don't you mean your "soon to be ex-husband?" Way to go on knowing your hubby, btw. At least you now know that you'll get a boatload from him when the divorce is all said and done.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Another judgmental and idiotic post by Pimpin88. When will his stupidity cease to exist? Probably never. Which is why I'm not even going to bother getting upset about this comment. He has very obvious issues with females.
Bgreat09 0
Hey at least you will be an auntie!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH