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Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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Eaglestrike117 29

Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.

greeneye_fml 12

Sorry your husband and sister are such ******.

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Flutist 3

Your husband is a ********. I think you should divorce him. I understand telling you he cheated (what type of person did you marry?) but with your sister, why do that in the first place? I don't understand this type of idiocy, so I think I won't draw this out: I would divorce him but then he would win. Keep being married to him, skim money out of your account, get rich and then cheat on him with a handsome male stripper named Rual.

oystersmoke 0

well you could always sell the kid for crack because i am assuming you must smoke it, to be in this fuct up of a situation. remember pretty much everyone can have access to a computer now. sick shit. yes, i feel bad for the kid. he should def be removed from that situation. the mom is a bitch and the dad is an asshole. since op took time to post this on fml and is not at the divorce lawyer, i'd assume the aunt babysitting this kid from now on would be a bad idea because she's a freak too.

Choppybros90 0

this has "maury" written all over it!

ladiesman14 0

guys always have a SECRET joint bank account with your mom, sister, or niece to prevent a bank clean out by your wife or GF. you can always ACH money back and forth between other accounts. keep only a minimum amount in your real account and act poor.

Coly_hrap 0

I'm guessing you shouldn't have let her live in your trailor while you were working and he was laid off.. or laid on

gwinsdavineraven 0

Sorry to hear that.

sephs 0

Sounds like someone has taken a trip to jeremy. and is there any chance that shes an identicle twin and he just didnt know?

fuckducks 0

hope you beat his ass with a shovel. Today my broke my jaw. I had to explain to my doctor that my wife beat me with a shovel. FML.

Flutist 3

In the United States, laws vary from state to state. In those states where adultery is still on the statute book (although rarely prosecuted), penalties vary from life sentence (Michigan)[36], to a fine of $10 (Maryland), to a Class I felony (Wisconsin) [37]. In the U.S. Military, adultery is a potential court-martial offense.[14] The enforceability of adultery laws in the United States has been / is being questioned following Supreme Court decisions since 1965 relating to privacy and sexual intimacy of consenting adults, in cases such as Lawrence v. Texas; however, occasional prosecutions occur.[38] http://web.archive.org/web/20070206173058/http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070115/COL04/701150333

DocHolliday_fml 0

Of course, being crushed, the first thing to do is post it on FMYLIFE.