thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Username
United States
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
yomamma787
United States
It hurts when I pee
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
dogpatch087
Ventura, United States
Shout the victory
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
Anon
United States
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Ouchhh
United States
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Ouch
Serbia
Falling down
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Thnks…
Today, it's my 66th birthday. My parents gave me a Stinging Cactus. It's already stuck me 5 times. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27
Whoever slapped you with it must've been a real prick.
foe1 7
I feel like I'm missing a backstory
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Comments (106)
rybaby23 8
I fell into a potted cactus at a friends house while playing basketball... Took his mom 3 hours to pull out all the needles. :/ sorry OP. Feel better!
Chasseur_fml 3
My grandma has potted cacti, and one day when I was 4, I decided to sit down on a cactus... My grandma then had to use tweezers to take the "prickly things" out of my butt lmao.
veritoswty6 14
I guess his father slapped him with the cactus? I wonder what this guy did wrong..
DemonWilliams 5
God,who did it ?That person must be a real idiot and jerk..
auzziegirl1938 22
YDI, you didn't tell the whole story, you probably deserved it.
Gorefest45 8
I really... Realllllyyyy want to hear this story
BlackFire4890 16
*instert porcupine joke here*
zykrithium 22
Uh huh... and what did YOU do?