thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Username
United States
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
yomamma787
United States
It hurts when I pee
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
dogpatch087
Ventura, United States
Shout the victory
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
Anon
United States
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Ouchhh
United States
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Ouch
Serbia
Falling down
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Thnks…
Today, it's my 66th birthday. My parents gave me a Stinging Cactus. It's already stuck me 5 times. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27
Whoever slapped you with it must've been a real prick.
foe1 7
I feel like I'm missing a backstory
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Comments (106)
maggiefox 25
At least it wasn't surprise buttsex
phatdaddy62 23
Sodomized by a cactus!
Brianna_Ray 23
Who'd you piss off? :p
phatdaddy62 23
Um, his dad.
Brianna_Ray 23
I saw that after commenting since I don't usually look at the username.
simplylittle_fml 8
And what about the cactus ? What did it do to deserve that ? Is it fine ?
mac2020 5
Y'all are being to chessy
GotItWow 13
There's too many cactus FMLs
cjlerch 29
I'd make a 'that guy was a prick' joke, but it was already done twice. Aside, why were you being slapped in the first place?
happyfingers 15
Now be honest. Did you deserve it?
charlotte69er 7
Ouch
TacoChewsday 10
Luck of the Irish?
dekat100 13
Some backstory would be nice!