Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so gave it a go to see what it smelled like. It's currently the peak season, and so I had quite a few clients in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML
Today, I finished a drawing that I spent over 14 hours working on for my mom for Mother's Day. I took it outside to seal it with fixative. I took of the clear lid, shook the can, then sprayed red spray paint all over my art. FML
Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, it took me five hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the wet paint. FML
Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
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Top comments
CaptNomNom 17
Just buy one from an art store with no Black Friday sale...then return the Walmart one tomorrow...
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
Where the hell do you shop?
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Comments (37)
honeysmuggler 8
Just go anywhere and take the nozzle off a similar can.
MangaManiacNat 13
Just take the nozzle off a deodorant can or something and use that.
ninjacow123 6
Don't need to wait in line.
braxmoody 1
toy
stormchaser24 24
Just go to a different store or wait a while.
simoncat 11
That's what you get for shopping at Walmart.
lexyboyo 0
I did the same thing... with t.p.....
xXSkullCarlosXx 11
Did it not come with Toilet paper or what?
happylawyer 16
Probably, all spray cans will be without it and you will need to ask for it at the counter. Some stores do this to avoid paint "accidents" in the store. Besides, going later during tge day will make it easier and less dangerous.
oddball1972 10
Just steal a Nozell
TrailblazerSS 5
Your intelligence clearly shows with this comment. For one, you suggest stealing, which is stupid. Two, you spelled "nozzle" as "Nozell". You're a huge retard.
Needafarm 22
I'm sure that Auto Zone would have the same thing you need for 10cents more with a nozzle and you can still return the old one to walmart at a later time when you don't fear for your life.