Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
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fmessiah 19
There is one thing worse, having a psycho, overbearing, controlling ex girlfriend who is the mother of your children.
DeathBunny218 37
Testicles are very sensitive, so If he were to suddenly grows a pair then that would make him even more vulnerable. If you want him to be tough then he should lose a pair. If you want him to be REALLY tough then he should grow a ****** -- those things can really take a pounding
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Comments (132)
saIty 17
There's only 1 solution. Change your name to Raymond but NOT Chris because everyone loves Raymond and everyone hates Chris! *cricket noises*
YumeMoto 0
Ha
Meaningless 1
Ha ha ...
silentbutfunny 0
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! (family guy reference)
Yak99 0
Sorry im too tired to laugh
RedPillSucks 33
C-C-C-C- COM... damn it!!!!
BiGxMoE_fml 0
Haha! Nice one
Laurenlou 24
*Random cough in audience*
THeroinCZ 10
Been there...
BrotherTheo 31
Run. Now.
BrotherTheo 31
....WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN!!!!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
There is no use hiding..they have a nose like a blood hound and can track you any where by that pair of crusty boxers you left there 2 years ago. The best advice if found, smile and agree with everything.
cetlawizard 15
Lol....funny & yet...no.
pumpy2012 1
Ur so ryt -_-
iamabamf 17
And you're so dumb.
TheNewGuy03 29
Just think; if you'd changed and/or added a few letters, you could have sounded less stupid. Or not, because saying "you're so right" is almost as dumb. |the kid|
silentbutfunny 0
Im not sure, but i think "your so right" acually applies |the man|
t765234 10
79- Your user name is a lie.
silentbutfunny 0
Yours is... Unique
shizuma_fml 3
Dude that sucks but man dont worry is gonna be ok! Just make sure the authorities know just in case and she will be the first one to go get when they find u dead body
mralwaysright124 2
Man up
Awsumuzzie 12
I think you mean, "man down". As in when the cops find him, it'll be too late :( right?
Blacksabbath211 9
Invest in a good firearm, my friend.
cetlawizard 15
Fail.
DaKillaMafia 2
I suggest you start arming yourself.