Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, my dad might be dead. I'm basing this solely on the fact that he hasn't called recently to verbally abuse me as he often does. He constantly beat me as a child, yet now I'm kind of worried for the piece of shit. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
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nickie_94 18
Did he not realize he could've caused her to have a miscarriage? You really are lucky to be alive after that
siham_andalous 12
He used violence to force her into having a child. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're alive, but your father is disgusting.
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Comments (155)
FredTheFHRITPGuy 10
Wtf is wrong with this apps comment section?
nphill82 21
If I'm ever feeling like my life sucks, I'm going to read this and laugh....thanks OP!!
celestian1998 8
...is "beating the living shit out of" an exaggeration? I cant tell if you are saying that your dad is a terrible wife beater, or if you are saying that he did all that he could to save your life... I mean, I dont agree with beating people for any reason, but I also dont agree with abortion... so I guess they were both wrong in my opinion...
lrh11 14
I'm not saying it's good(violence never solves anything). However,abortion is a violent act against an unborn baby. I feel like he was trying to save his child and went about it in the completely wrong way.
simply_meeeee 26
...and cue the abortion arguments