Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
**** your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :) It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them. Soon, I SHALL RULE FML! I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
majones 0
sleep with him
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Comments (45)
famousjamous 0
lol at the dumpstersluts
juulian_fml 0
I hate people likethag with a passion, I knew a co worker who would occasionaly steal a shirt from a clotheing store, and a 40 year old fresh outta jail "gangbanger" snitched him out...I mean I'm not saying stealing is right but at 8 dollars an hour you can't do squat with that.
24788 7
Find a new job now.
juniorsgay 0
like the sexy picture XD and yes time for a new job...
Luckster 0
Next time you apply for a job, look for that very fine print that instructs you to be an opinion-less robot unless you desire to suffer the consequences. You have no right to your opinion on or off the job. I thought everyone knew that by now, with Facebook, Myspace, and Twitter being under close observation by your employers these days. What makes you think word of mouth is any freer? Just shut your mouth and do the job you either are or are not paid to do. You aren't there to speak except your script of 'paper or plastic', 'your total is--' or in some cases 'would you like fries with that'. Any more than that is grounds for punishment. Welcome to the real world, OP.
Hanban 0
How many do you mean by "all the women"? He must really be thick-faced.
Mx_Rider 6
THIS. 0.O
astro2 0
are u positive u were snitched on. Also am i missing sumthing? what did this person snitch about? use your iphone and record proof of unethical acts then send it to the local news crew to name and shame the company. if all else fails, buy drugs and plant them on the snitch and boss and get them arrested
shanster 3
ETA: nvrminnd.
Saluton 18
FYL. **** him. Traitor.
Giorgio272 2
molest there cat. that will get the point across.