jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
FriesWithASideOf 0
#154, I lost interest in this LAWL-Cousin *******, God religion, Adam & Eve flame war just now since your trolling was so long, most people decide you're a waste of pixellated AND Real-life space.
jim69_fml 0
you are a douchebag
Cjw1220 0
I believe in the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater. Does that count?
13_o_clock 0
same here!
tarabelle 7
mine are too...but my mom was adopted so they aren't *really* related
ultraballa 0
OUCH!! I am so sorry, usually i just read the FMLs on here, but just had to make an account to comment, because that's the worst FML I have read thus far..
dannykidane 0
yah u sure know how to "humourize" up a conversation...
ernodea 0
WINCEST!!!!
Brendan3693 0
with my army of horrified faces behind me I will now go and throw up
mells105 0
actually the unforgivable sin is believing that jesus was controlled by the devil