Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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roshae_16 11
Sigh. Everyone is being so negative. For one, the person that wrote this may be 17 or 18 as well as her husband. In which case, the only thing he did wrong was cheat. On the bright side: she lives right next door so the kids can grow up together like brothers and sisters should.
Schiffy 18
I'm going to assume that he username of the OP (Just_Me_88) holds her birth year, which would make her 24. Assuming her husband is the same age, that makes it statutory rape.
outoftown 27
#175, Bright side? Yeah, both would have rapists for dads, a dad who raped the other's mother. So how is that family bonding supposed to work? Your profile says you are almost 21. It's time to grow up.
bassmanhec 2
HOLY STATUTORY, BATMAN!!! Seriously. That is some disgusting stuff. The husband is messed up in the head if he thinks its ok to have sex with anyone under 18. Personally, I have a five year rule. Don't date anyone more than five years younger. So my cutoff is 25. Just something to think about.
mongoose313 2
Awesome! Now he has his life together...not. Can you say prison time?
worldclassrager 41
leave him...is always the best deal or have him stuck with the babies for a long while...
Elfroid 10
Whilst what he has done is despicable, there's that little part of me that can't help but think... "Playeeeeerrrr"
technochik3 12
You people that say she lives in oregon, don't you know that she could have lied about where she lives just so people don't find out? Lots of people do it. So it depends on where she REALLY lives whether or not the husband is a pedophile/rapist.
Perdition25 12
The number of "you deserve it" votes represents how many stupid people there are compared to smart people who voted "I agree, your life sucks".
haitaku 1
Get him arrested for statutory rape
pantherprincess 6
You're married to a chomo ( child molester as they're known in prison). So sorry op.
technochik3 12
and how would you know that? any reason hmm?
tinysocks 11
Omg I am so sorry, what a douchenozzle...