Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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thgiL 9
Classy
Fmlsea 28
Omg that's just wrong on do many levels I hope you leave him .
Crazynopantsman 11
People, age of consent does not matter if she is under 18. He's well over 20 and she's a minor in the eyes of the law. He committed statutory rape.
MidnaLink 35
You so beat me to it 78, this is exactly why I think anyone over 40 should stay away from teenage girls, unless their related. It's like they're trying to get busted for stat. rape!
ImanAzol 4
Wrong. That is not the case in most states. Age of consent is age of consent. CA has a tricky law where intercourse is legal over 14(? IIRC), but other acts are only legal at 18. In most states, 16 is legal to play. The only time the age of the other matters is if there's an authority situation--police, teacher, counselor, etc. But again, it varies by state.
nonnieluv 9
In new jersey 16 is age of consent but the adult can't be more than 4 years older than the minor. Otherwise it's stat rape
downtime 13
111, I am going to assume you mean they should stay away from teenagers they are trying to get into bed with. Anything else would just be stupid.
T1A2Z3 35
And why are relitives okay? They can **** people they're related to?
Kiki242 19
Well let's hope grandpa pays him a visit.
frigofjim 5
I like turtles!
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Really!? I don't care. Your comment is irrelevant.
jjmiller1001 17
He's going to jail! Ha Ha!
Rocky007 15
It's good that the two live close together, I hope the grow up to be good friends.
Dracoboxer357 36
87- I'd wager money and bodily harm against that happening. However, if you Are going to have a brother/sister in this world (for Op's child), you might as well get to know them, no?
medichick 5
Sorry to say op but be prepared to be a single mom because he's probably going to jail. Good luck and hope you have a happy an healthy baby.
Outnuendo 8
"Or cut off his genitals and sell them to a Japanese restaurant" If I were to take a shot for everytime I saw you mention this, I'd be more Irish than the Irish themselves.
solosohigh 15
I would just like to point out that not only did he cheat on his wife, he did it while she was about two months pregnant.. that has to earn him some extra hell points or something.
Kiki242 19
To be honest I totally missed that. He's even bigger scum in my eyes.