Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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Comments (254)
cmc777 4
Wow! Can anyone say creep !
Speezy01 4
Well at least your kid will have a friend close by. Finding positives in the negatives. That's what life is about :)
greeneye_fml 12
Dude shut up. Who buys that shit?
Speezy01 4
Looking at your profile picture I can tell your used to buying stupid shit, so I'm thinking you??
erinchick1 7
Wow! Divorce him file for full custody with no visitation and child support when the baby is born! because if he is willing to do that with a minor teenager what makes you think he won't do it to his own child! It's tough being a single parent but I know you can do it good luck!
jman2020 0
Soon he'll have an incarceration date hahaha
zann_05 4
the same happened to me! I left my husband when my youngest was 3 mos. old and never looked back!
barcobabe 0
Ummm gross!
Epikouros 32
Well, he did give you a head start, OP. Isn't that considerate?
gisselleeee 2
And that's when you divorce him & make sure he supports both children
amiewithaj 13
Oregon has a 3 year age difference so it depends on how old OP's douchepickle is. Either way, its completely disgusting to impregnate a teen when your wife is pregnant
greeneye_fml 12
Falcon punch the 16 year old ****. And have your hubby arrested.