Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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fylnotmine89 1
What makes him a pedophile? Because he is married? Stupid, ignorant people. Not saying what he did was right by any means but titling someone as a pedophile without knowing the specifics is wrong. That's just like saying I'm fat because I eat. JS
kdarkwood 15
Seriously? A pedophile is someone older who likes and goes after young children. The fact that this is a husband, not a boyfriend, proves that he is at LEAST 18. Going after an underage, 16 year old girl? Yeah, that labels him as a pedophile. Glad we cleared that up.
crazy4books23 13
That sucks my friend. Divorce the cheater
vexus_fml 5
that's just nasty of him
awesomegerf 7
Wtf pedobear....
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Your husband and neighbor should be stoned to death.....I'm sorry but this world is so ****** a meteor should just come and wipe us all out. Feverybody'sLife for having people like that on this planet.
kdarkwood 15
The age of consent in Oregon is 18.
darkangel752 2
Kick his ass to the curb!
SummerTime69 5
At first I read this as "our 16 year old daughter.." which would've been been ten times worse! But dump him OP! Not worth it for you and your baby! Good luck!
abpersonality 19
My mouth dropped when I read this, I'm do sorry.
LokitaAzulita 4
Leave him and hopefully the 16 year olds parents do something about their daughter