Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unprofessional
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
How bizarre…
Today, my boyfriend, best friend, and another friend went out in my boyfriend’s new car. I was connecting my phone to his Bluetooth so we could play music. I saw my best friend’s phone in the list. He bought the car two days ago. Their avoidant reactions and my boyfriend trying to change the subject said it all. FML
Side piece
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML
Top comments
ArielTheMermaid 17
You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.
omfg_creepers 8
Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
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Comments (172)
jasminea 0
don't lose hope... you CAN have fun with this :)
Ikickmidgets 11
sounds like some awesome therapy! ****** A!
AthleticSwaqq 8
Then, she obviously wasn't your "best friend" in the first place. Get a new one... And also dump, the cheating douche bag.
mistigrette_fml 0
Honey, read better : she is a he :)
dcg1375 7
I read it as the therapy sessions in "his" truck as being the boyfriends truck. Either way cheating is cheating and betrayal is betrayal. Both boyfriend and best friend are not worth keeping around.
AthleticSwaqq 8
24, I think you should learn to read "honey" :D it says in "his" truck! Like the comment above just pointed out the exact same thing. :)
vipirius 18
she couldn't afford to rent an office maybe?
tremenda_fml 0
her best friend is a he not a she lol
AnnaMarieGoodson 3
Your stupid. Hahaha.
fthislyfe 22
Damn I wanted to be a therapist
awagh666 14
And i wanted to be therapist
ljcarranza 16
you have a nice friend! just think about how much money he would be spending. you should be happy
Okayitwasme 0
That makes no sense!
illmatic2 16
I think #17 is saying sex in the truck is a lot cheaper than paying for real therapy.
soccerguy2 11
17 is actually saying that paying for therapy would be a lot more expensive than ops friend being the therapist. 17 is joking that it was an actual therapy session and not sex.
frankboy 0
It makes very much sense. The boyfriend would be spending a lot of money to pay for a therapist but in this case the friend offered so called therapy sessions for free
ScarletBloom 14
You should have taken a snap of them and make numbers of copies, paste it in his room and expect an explaination.
vitaldisplay 0
Then go do his best friend, in the truck.
perdix 31
Maybe if you took your birth control and gave him sex whenever he wanted, he wouldn't need to visit the **** Truck. It's worth a shot.
beckyxD 13
Ummm, wow. You're a douche. Birth Control is NOT always the answer to every sex problem.
breadfruit 0
30 clearly you're not on FML as much as perdix. He was referencing an FML from yesterday in which the OP's boyfriend demanded sex whenever he wanted and that the OP use birth control because condoms are sexist and degrading.
FMLsOhilarious 6
So your EX boyfriend is gay?