Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
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Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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darwinism 30
Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it." Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.
EvilPotato 15
And the girl actually believed that terrible excise??
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Comments (107)
ObeyStudKing 4
What an asshole. The worse part is she believed it. Break up with the jerk and find yourself a REAL MAN.
alexlovescandy 3
Damn, what a jerk. You deserve better.
yentlben 2
That lying asshole is HER problem now. Everything he owns should be donated to charity and the locks changed, ASAP. give his new conquest the phone number of the nearest clinic dealing in STDs. She's gonna need the info. Move on.
Epikouros 32
Now, you could follow the wisdom of FML commenters, or you could be smart and never have to clean up anything ever again. "I'm your lazy sister, remember?"
mpalmiter 0
#85, You're an Epik genious lol
PhishloverA 14
Your boyfriend is a douche. Dump him. You're way better off without a player. If he tries apologizing and getting you back don't fall for it because once a player always a player
KiddNYC1O 22
Tell him you're not into incest and break up.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You mean your ex-boyfriend?
Arcangel196 0
I'll kiss you in front of him so he can feel as guilty lol.
HSOMGF 5
This can't be said enough. UPGRADE.
PJmeloche 2
Hang with girls uglier than you.