Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

Dilbert principle

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML

Oh no, oh no no no

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML

Time wasted

Today, my new manager, who I have spent the last three months training, had a managers' meeting and now won't be returning. FML

Today, I had to do my assistant manager's job because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. I'd interviewed for this position but didn't get it because I'm "still too new for this position." FML

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

Lowered expectations

Today, I was told that couldn’t become assistant manager of my job anymore. I already told my family I was going to be one, and they'd all said how proud of me they were. FML