Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Dilbert principle
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Time wasted
Today, my new manager, who I have spent the last three months training, had a managers' meeting and now won't be returning. FML
Today, I had to do my assistant manager's job because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. I'd interviewed for this position but didn't get it because I'm "still too new for this position." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Lowered expectations
Today, I was told that couldn’t become assistant manager of my job anymore. I already told my family I was going to be one, and they'd all said how proud of me they were. FML
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genki008 0
#1 ouch
HermonieGranger 0
Hope you were nice to him.
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Comments (27)
awkward_turtles 1
wow 2 years ago and ppl care so much there are 9 (well now 10) comments. the point of this site is to entertain ppl not to complain about something NO ONE cares about. so good job, u officially fail at life (an exaggeration...but still kinda true)
awkward_turtles 1
sry 4 the double post, fml is being screwy and not posting my comments. I think I actually sent that one 4 times b4 it finally showed up. and then I tried again but it said "error: anti-flood protection" WTF?
tightsandtutus 0
Michael Scott?
lucyisbae 18
I thought of that exact same thing.
MadManWithABox 14
Now that is an "assistant-manager", eh? :P But, seriously, sorry, OP, sucks for you. Better luck next time (no sarcasm). :-)
cosmo15900 2
Yup know the feeling. Been on my shift for 2 years and my partner quit. I talked to my boss about night lead spot. Turns out the new guy is night lead and a real dumb one at it. Owell I'm getting even slowly. 1.5 months of modified duty for back problems. He has to do everything lol. I just get paid to sit there doing nothin
moodyreallyrocks 27
Tough break....
SkoomaKi 28
The padiwan has now become the master!
profligatesoul 18
You prepared them well
29dear 16
I honestly believe that, knowing who my current assistant is, this would be my biggest nightmare. sorry op.
fabforever 10
He's probably all like Gurl... I'm your master now!!
strokesie 23
If you treated them like shit I have no sympathy for you.