Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the joke I’ve been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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Bl4ck_1c3 2
parenting fail
Whiterabbitm1 0
that's terrible I really sorry that a parent would do something like that to a child
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Comments (233)
EPICApathy 0
I bet you wish you were adopted now.
Dashuhn 1
Hahaha, wow. "They thought it would be a funny joke". no, it IS a funny joke, It's ******* HILARIOUS. You deserve it.
V_S234 0
You deserve it for trusting your family!!! Wtf, #49.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or [at dinner] OP: Mom
Ownord_fml 10
Yeah, my siblings told me I was found in a dumpster when I was young.. Every siblings do that kind of joke one day or another. Most days I wish it was true though... XD But when you say "my mom played along", does this mean she repeatedly told you you were adopted throughout your life ? If so, yeah FYL. If not, you're not very bright...
buttafly414 0
did you also find out that Santa is fake?
Maxine17 8
Surely you are old enough to see who your "real" parents are by this age? How come you never asked? Because if you had, you would have known.
abbyonrye 0
No offense, but your parents put together make one huge ASS.
Elizabeth_lyi 0
He didn't say parents, he said mom
storms_fml 0
that's just evil
hottpinkicecream 0
sorry, *he
ZombieBunnies 0
Well look at the sunny side. At least you didn't develop romantic feelings and/or sleep with your siblings/mom thinking you weren't blood related! =D
idkweird 0
Ummmm, you still shouldn't develop romantic feelings for them. Even if it wasn't blood, they still grew up as siblings. That's just gross...
ZombieBunnies 0
Can't stop the romance when it hits ya like a ton of bricks.
wordgirl 0
Damn, ZombieBunnies; you're hard-core! lolz. :p
1bedrm_w_illegal 0
That's freakin' awesome!