Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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AthleticSwaqq 8
*facepalm* Should've had a V8!
reaganomics 6
Placebo effect...your doing it wrong
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Comments (96)
lukethetank 0
Well, if you've been working out a bunch, then it might just be muscle weight.
Dagnorus 0
Hey! They're not hams, its just a fat kid. Isn't that right fatty
daylife 7
oh, your family sucks. i feel ya, well, not really, no. but your life totally sucks
doonerz 0
wheres Jenny Craig when you need her?
rockerchick713 0
If you've been dieting and exercising, you may have gained weight because muscle weighs more than fat. Don't judge yourself by your weight; it's just a number. Go by how you feel. :)
jay1010 0
nice familyy
16jonesc 0
SMH
Maravilla4 1
Haha that's what u get fatty!
Natalieking 0
aww thats cute of your family
Zlavigne1 4
Lol