Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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Comments (413)
ncvolley123 8
did u know, if u faint to much, you have a higher chance of dying in ur sleep at a young age.
88sforlife 0
Your 16 & Haavent Gotten Yur Period Yet
MeganCello 8
Meh, I got mine for the first time a few weeks ago (I just turned fourteen...exactly a month ago) Sucks, doesn't it? :(
ElphabaLives 4
You didn't get your period until you were 16? You should be celebrating not going on FML! I got mine when I was 11!
leahtastic 0
get your uterus removed = no more periods ever!
CateB 0
I am the same way, but trust me period blood won't matter. Don't worry about it, you will be fine.
savboo 0
oh I feel sorry for u!
damian25 0
on the bright side every period means your not pregnant :D
jdawg2010 0
Sixteen and no period? :/
Cathrin 26
Everyone gets it at different times. Diet and activity level can also alter it
shitthebed1234 0
Birth control - you only get your period like 4 times a year, that's what my friend with the same problem did