Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to weekly talks about anything that is bothering us, since we’ve been arguing a lot lately. So far, every talk has been her moaning at me about how I annoy her, yet when I try to have my say, she interrupts or yells at me for blaming her for our problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
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IntoTheClouds 42
Your girlfriend sounds like the kind of girl I'd like, were I not gay.
5t3ff1k4h 47
She's right. Shorthand like that is annoying. Itz rly annoyn 2 c dis wen u cn easili typ prprly n d same amt f tym.
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ninjacapo 2
I wish girlfriends could just tell their boyfriends what they want. Instead of "no u pick" or "whtever u want" and then being upset. Smh. I suppose its jus to keep ya guessing
ninjacapo 2
I wish girlfriends could just tell their boyfriends what they want. Instead of "no u pick" or "whtever u want" and then being upset. Smh. I suppose its jus to keep ya guessing
cidman420 5
sounds like a bitch that needs slapped
MariahDot 0
"You're grammatically incorrect" "Grl wchu tlkin bout we iz ovaa . G3t yo ting$$ plzz . Bi "
paynee 0
Short hand is ok as long as it's not to short, and you don't look like your a 2 year old writing it. I personally use short hand a lot when texting but it's just a few letters off of words to make it go faster since im generally busy during the day etc, but by no means is"hy cu@12" something I would use. sorry for my grammar, can't be asked to be 100% perfect, sorry Nazis' :) have fun correcting this if you wish
AdamBasebal69 0
Did it ever occur to you to ask him to text normal?
Imacoolkid91 1
Grammar is Important, text with correct punctuation, its bad that she starts fights with you about it but still women want studs that use proper grammar/punctuation.
gmc_blossom 21
DocBastard, not to sound like I am a creep or anything, but everytime I see one of your comments, my day is made. Thank-you for living.
teyyoshi 19
what does OP mean? maybe in my way i dont get the exact meaning ,so what is the sucking point?it cant make sense to me what sucks is my reading you guys talking free in comments and i have no idea about what happened. sorry for my bad grammers and spellings if threre are...
MorningGranite 3
Exactly what I do when Im mad!! Lol