Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Balphleair 24
That was a train wreck from start to finish.
katertott 44
Well, that would make for an interesting reality show.
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Comments (117)
cats54321 19
Whatttt
Tripartita 45
"Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML" More or less.
PikarooArtist 17
Yeah, Ashley can be both a male and females name while in fact that Ashley is a pretty common name.
Dexter83_fml 17
Sorry op but that is some serious Jerry Springer shit
luvlu444 24
damn this is messy, so sorry OP, best of luck
LiLMAMA0523 35
This definitely needs a follow-up!
False_Stupidity 42
I'm just trying to imagine the poor wife mental process, marching up to the door ready to confront her husband mistress, discovering that Ashley is a man then thinking she might have got the whole situation wrong awkwardly asking how he knows [husband name]. Followed by the shock and anger at finding out that he is gay (or at least bi) and had gotten engaged to OP.
leogachi 15
@63 Op: *answers door* Can I help you? Wife: *angrily* Is Ashley here? Op: Uh...I'm Ashley. Wife: *stunned* Wait, what?
bigdfootball97 24
For those who don't understand, OP is a male who's name is Ashley and OP's fiancé is married to a woman who thought that he was cheating on her with another woman, which actually turned out to be OP, a male named Ashley. Hope this helps! :)
smoothies14 32
If people can't understand on their own, they need to stay in school, not have someone dumb it down for them.
Studious_Gluteus 20
Why post anonymously? We already know your name.
nikic 6
Oh snap
RA91 26
•_• DAAAAAAAMN!!! Talk about plot twist!!! P.S: I'm kinda surprised FML hasn't shut down the comments on this.