Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Balphleair 24
That was a train wreck from start to finish.
katertott 44
Well, that would make for an interesting reality show.
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Comments (117)
EarlFug 19
Wow, now that guy really puts the bi in bigamy! FYL
local_idiot 6
for those confused: he found out his husband has a wife, and he was having an affair with Anonymous here
leeyaro 13
well could be bisexual
meatmaeta 21
Today I leaned anon's IRL name is Ashley.
blacksoultigerZ 9
As awful as this situation is, that's make one hell of a TV show
vikky538 29
I read this FML like 5 times to understand from start to finish.
anthony99 14
Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
oceaneyes213 21
Marriage is a weird concept when you really think about it, though. I don't like that he cheated and I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Open relationships and polyamory are things too but they need to be discussed up front with everybody first. But this is more of a case of the guy being an arse.
spicyburrito 18
this hurt my brain
Squeeeez 2
So that's what Ashley Madison was about, and why there were only guys on there...