Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I saw a photo of my wife's ex sucking her boobs in her old phone. I'd told her about em, but she appears to have still kept them because it's a year later, and they haven't been deleted. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML
Today, I created a shared album with over a 1000 pictures and videos from a romantic vacation with my girlfriend of 3 months. Later, I got an angry text from my ex. It seems I accidentally added everything to a shared work-related album with my ex, which I didn't realise I had. My ex thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Tell her to delete it immediately or you'll get the cops involved. Pretty sure that shit's illegal.
individual00 14
Don't know about the US, but in the UK that's called revenge **** and is illegal.
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Comments (93)
newburton13 26
While that's illegal and completely wrong, this is why you don't send dick pics. Ever.
Reihna_fml 14
She is stalking and harassing you. File a police report.
momo3p 22
Why
PhoenixChick 26
That sounds like a colossal waste of her time. There's a deep bitterness well there.
Love_L0ST 13
Nope pretty much all of them from my experiences.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
u shouldn't have sent pics of your penis to her. Seriously
cole66 14
why the downvotes, if you don't want people to see ur penis, don't take pics of it.
mesh_mello 4
Down votes because it's popular to do, even if it defies common sense.
anguilla1980 5
Sad but true lol
domolovesyoshi 33
Revenge **** (pic of your penis) is illegal. You can get her some for it.
lux_final_spark 18
That's illegal
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your life does suck, I'll admit, but this is one of the many reasons why you should never send dick pics. Get the police involved immediately.
Lonewolf148 18
So you want people to feel bad for your stupidity?