Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I splurged thousands of dollars on the breed of dog that I've loved since I was a kid from a reputable breeder. He is allergic to all food except the 24lb food for $70 and has sensitivities galore, including a seizure from a shot. I've spent $5,000 in vet bills in the first week. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
I like what I like
Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Hangry
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML
Nutrition expert over here
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Road to nowhere
Today, I've been on the verge of throwing up all day. Why? My dog is intolerant to grain, but grain-free dog food causes heart problems so she can't have that. Now our lives are filled with nasty farts and Hershey squirts with no end in sight. It's a rough time for us both. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Well, he's gonna eat it if you don't give him a choice in the matter. Just leave a bowl of the food out and refuse to give him anything else until he finishes it. No dog is going to starve himself to death if there's food available.
__doge__ 15
Maybe try to make him some vegi dog food yourself?
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Shayleigh95 3
Try things like rice and a meat free gravy for a main food and for treats try things like blueberries or watermelon. My dog eats meat, but as a vegan myself, I've tried giving a few alternatives every now and then and she happily eats them. Don't worry, dogs are omnivores, the meat in their diet isn't needed anyway. My cat on the other hand is 100% carnivore of course (with some dairy free treats mixed in, haha).
sailorarctic 22
Thank you for being one of the intelligent vegans that understand cats need meat to survive. Responsible pet owners give me how for humanity.
Yudith_fml 11
Are you sure that your dog is allergic to ALL animal forms? Maybe a new vet could point you to some mice dog food, possum dog food or cricket dog food that would be acceptable to your dog. It doesn't have to be all beef, pork, chicken and lamb.
Cory951 1
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**** it. put him down lol
MmmPinkTacos 11
Please don't ever get a pet.
LyricaSilvan 30
Don't have children, either. If your immediate go-to solution for having difficulty in caring for another life form is "end its life," you shouldn't be allowed around other living things.
MmmPinkTacos 11
Food allergies can be a real bitch to deal with in pets. Have you ever checked into hydrolyzed protein diet OP? They're made specifically for pets with food allergies. It's not cheap, but many dogs who have protein allergies do well on a form of that diet because the protein is so small the body doesn't recognize it as an allergen and is absorbed more easily. My mastiff is allergic to basically all meats, the only thing I can give her are fruits and vegetables without it making her react. But a hydrolyzed diet has improved her coat, her energy levels, and her unintentional weight loss has been slowed. Might be worth looking into. Good luck OP!
NYGiants1925 22
Sounds a lot like my dog. We're on basically the last type of meat possible, kangaroo.
RadicalYue 3
Try sprinkling some shredded cheese on it or mixing in a bit of peanut butter! Look online for healthy snacks for dogs (most are rather cheap) and I'm sure you can find ways to get him into it :D There are quite a few fruit options like apple and watermelon slices that some dogs go nuts for too. My dog doesn't even need special food but is a little butt who won't get excited till I put something special in with his food. :P As long as you keep it healthy and moderate, they won't be unhealthy and they'll be happy to nom.
xMaeLA 24
I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. How could an animal who eats other animals be allergic to animals? Lmao, especially a canine.. Am I missing something?
viipeterson98 14
inbreeding leads to genetic issues. hence why relatives arent supposed to produce offspring together, besides the ethics factor. The cycle of inbreeding happened throughout generations, affecting one or more offspring. also, dogs are omnivores, not carnivores, so they can live without meats, it's not a necessity as long as they get the needed nutrients
LyricaSilvan 30
Humans eat other living things, and it's still possible for us to be allergic to things we eat, as well. Why else do you think some people have conditions like lactose intolerance, and some don't? Use your head, child. Just because it's in their natural diet does not mean it's impossible that their body can't handle it.
InnocenceBlue 38
I wish more people were like you OP. That many people dump their animals in the puns if they have any special needs. I have a cat who can only eat grain free biscuits and seems to be allergic to so many things she needs a lot of medicine and things but I could never part with her. Chin up, maybe try finding some fresh veggies and fruits your pooch will like or looking on the net for home made vegetarian dog food :)
writerchic85 26
How is that possible? Dogs are carnivores. Have you tried giving him just cooked chicken or something rather than the processed dog food? A lot of times their allergies are derived from the wheat and corn and other junk used to bind the dog food.
Bunnyluver 20
They eat meat and veggies. I guess if the vet diagnosed this, then it's possible. Poor little guy...
GhostFox 34
Dogs are generally considered omnivores, people. They eat meat, fruits, vegetables, and even grains in the wild, people. They do better on high-meat diets, yes, but they can't get everything they need from it. As for how a dog can be allergic to meat- the same way that humans can be allergic to vegetable and fruits even though they're supposed to be the main parts of OUR diets. The body misidentifies the protein as a threat. It happens. Biology is flawed, especially when you include humans breeding litter mates together.