Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

Anonymous 6 August 2009, 11:11 United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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PityFool 0

6 August 2009, 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

6 August 2009, 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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tpag3r 0

6 August 2009, 20:06

and u just figured that out now YDI FOR BEING A HEAVY SLEEPER

andlifesuxagain 0

6 August 2009, 20:10

LOL Thats F in Great! Hopefully he has posted a pix on the net.. Then it would be a FML. I am searching the net now!

saraa615 0

6 August 2009, 20:10

hahaahaa I lol'd. That's pretty funny. Once, my sister and I told our little brother that if he puts on make-up, his penis will fall off! That night, while he was sleeping, we applied lipstick, a few strokes of mascara (as not to wake him up), and heavy blush. We also threw in a mini kid's sized hot dog covered with a concoction of ketchup & hotsauce between his sheets! LOL It was priceless! Hahaa, the things you can do when somebody is sleeping........

AAAAHHHH12 2

6 August 2009, 20:17

Genius! That story is made of pure win!

letitbe56 0

6 August 2009, 20:21

Wow...that's actually kind of dumb. Are you guys in middle school or something?

eastmanwolf 0

6 August 2009, 20:45

I'm hungry for hot dogs now.

saraa615 0

6 August 2009, 21:01

#21 No, my sister and I are in college!

razzumfrazzum 0

6 August 2009, 22:03

#21 is just bitter cuz they didn't think of it first :D

genius_man16 1

6 August 2009, 22:36

Actually i'm gonna go with #21 in his sleep. It's one thing to pull a little prank, but that's just dumb. You spent all that time just for a little freak out? You guys must have boring lives. All you need is some warm water and a bucket.

yohaun12 3

7 August 2009, 04:29

niiiiice!!

curlyhead00 0

16 June 2011, 21:30

that, my friend is hilarious

zipykido 0

6 August 2009, 20:12

At least he didn't put the cat on the bottom

koneko12984 0

7 August 2009, 00:28

if he did, we could put this on the "stuff on my cat" site as well. then we'd have a double win. :D

morpher910 0

6 August 2009, 20:18

that's hilarious. i would laugh at him, not post it as an fml, that's priceless. xD that's the first time i found an fml funny since i first heard about the site.