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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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dannyness 1

That's pretty awesome, actually!

fallen_dragonkin 12

wow, that is definitely one of the more bizzare fetishes i heard off. slap his face and walk off.

So? We used to do that to our friend Paul all the time. He's got good balance for being asleep.

Doorhandle57 0

haha that's so funny!

this isn't even a FML. It's just lame.

how is this an FML? lol, its not like he jerked off on you!

Your boyfriend is awesome!!

This is one of my favorite FML's ever.