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Anonymous United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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Lol That was epic. Your boyfriend is serious win.

tehrabbit 0

someone got their cheerios pissed in this morning... this is hysterical. the cat is the finishing touch that makes it epic.

i know its a bit rude to laugh. but i totally LOLed at his. hahahhaa.

c'mon, this is just funny.

doubleAbattery 0

What's so bad about that? I know of several guys who have done much worse things to their girlfriends while they're sleeping. Stop being so dramatic and just laugh it off like anyone else would have done.

that's not all he does when your asleep.

And this is an FML how?

JournalKeeper 0

your boyfriend's funny you should do the same to him

That's just funny, nothing to complain about anyways..you're sleeping and it doesn't hurt you

deaditegirl 0

How is this an FML? That's hilarious! Nobody's getting hurt (unless the cat is stacked under the textbook and pillows), you aren't being molested in your sleep, and it's just funny. Lighten up!