Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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13ky13 20
Damn mailmen...
herpderpherpderp 13
blame it on the dog.
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Comments (164)
ladybuglet 22
Tell it to Maury!
Marine2800 2
I had my vasectomy reconnect after 11 years. Have three grown daughters and my son is now nine. It was a shock but I wouldn't change a thing. FYI - a second vasectomy is a nightmare! I knew something was up when they pulled out the chainsaw and the arc welder... 2 1/2 hours on the operating table.
Merridew 8
House, M.D. will help with the situation for sure!
bobslawnservice 16
Whatever you do be sure to call the little tyke McGuyver.
apocalyptica_fml 9
The same thing happened to my aunt, and sadly my little cousin is now one and my uncle is still thinking my aunt cheated. One thing doctors fail to tell you is that even when someone has their tubes tied or a vasectomy, there is still a slight chance of pregnancy and the only true way to prevent pregnancy is to get a hysterectomy, which is more painful, has a longer healing time, and comes with some side effects that aren't the greatest.
ShananaginsLOL 13
Congrats! I know it's probably not ideal at the time but your husband will come around
Iniezian 18
Well, babies more often than not seem to come out looking more like their father as some sort of natural paternity test (though it's not always the case), so if that proves to be so, he might reconsider. Alternatively, you can apply for child support and the court will order a paternity test, or just buy a take-home paternity test kit.
elodymayweeble 7
I was a vasectomy baby! Shit happens :o
itsallbullshit 4
Maybe the baby is the Antichrist
bluetech 12
DNA test for sure. If your husband divorces you, you will really be able to stick it to him.