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Welshite 40
That's absolutely crushing. I feel for you, OP.
TypoH 7
Atleast you're something to them FYL
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EvilUndead 9
Well, you can make one more kid and make sure this one is yours.
Wealthyparrot 9
So... your wife was cheating with your brother, or you just found your long lost sister?
TheFMLMasterKing 2
Sorry brother. That sucks. Since he's pakistani like me he's my Islamic brother.
MichaelMcSexy 9
Divorce.
icepick23 12
YDI for being boring in bed?
AKjonesy 5
Who the **** gets on FML after some shit like this? Are you ******* kidding me?
jwebster 8
Notice OP is in Pakistan? Damn. So they are your nieces and nephews, this means you can behead your wife or something right?
lilprincipessa 11
Poor op :( I feel bad for you
herecomesthesun3 8
OMG that must suck soooo bad. I'm so sorry. Yikes.
kadurr 7
They won't love u any less