Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
Today, I went on a date to an owl sanctuary. Today is also the day I discovered my all-encompassing fear of owls, as I cried and pissed myself in front of my date and 15 other visitors. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML
Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
Today, I found out that my kids played around with a bunch of caterpillars they'd found in the yard, then informed me they'd eaten a few. I then had to scramble to Google "Is this kind of caterpillar poisonous?" FML
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immaMonsta 8
It's okay OP, Spongebob is afraid of butterflies too.
allard 14
Butterfly used 'Flutter around harmlessly!' It was super effective!
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Comments (132)
aprilita 8
I hate overly-dramatic people
jaredofmo 22
Well, you realized a phobia with your mother. That's some type of bonding... I guess...
random_jay 6
Be wary.... Butterflies are evil behind their beauty
JustTemporary 24
Yeah my brother has that except for him it's not only butterfly's its all Lepidoptera. So he has lepidopterophobia, or something such as that.
bizarre_ftw 22
So you choose your friends over your mum a couple times and you end up in debilitating fear. Hey, I guess it's just the butterfly effect
zachherbert 10
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband! Because these butterflies be muggin everybody out here!
NathanAtWar 4
I live in Louisiana too Noor :O
b3tazoid 5
What the **** is wrong with butterfly's? Sure, spiders and snake phobias are understandable, they can kill you, but butterflies? Jeez dude, seek some counselling. And some balls.
enriqa 12
Snake and spider phobias are pretty irrational too, considering most of them can't kill you.
b3tazoid 5
Yeah, but they can bite you. "doctor, doctor, I've been a bitten by a butterfly!" "go to a mental hospital and get some treatment. And balls."
anarchist884 9
and you never encountered butterflies before this moment? Bull ******* shit.
trueginger 1
How...how can you be scared of butterflies??