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SirDirtyRedD Reykjav, Iceland

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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Comments (101)

Dodge4x4Ram 46

cheer him up with a Xbox

daisylokes 16

he's been watching to much tv

saIty 17

Lets see that little booger try that again after you break wind following some Taco Bell. If you're going down, take him down with you.

Steffi 26

5 your life, OP :(.

kmartFTW 12

I think its time for you to rekindle your brotherly love with the little monster! life is short!

vencku 13

I get a feeling little bro was telling OP to **** off while he was masturbating. Would explain the heavy breathing and the nasty comment.

worldclassrager 41

Well that will never work..but still...in a way that's cruel...

joelsuperman 3

Does anyone have the feeling that this post was written by thw headphone person also. Both ebd with 5ML. Looks fake

Xotoolyxo 16

Start breathing heavily too, call it brotherly bonding