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SirDirtyRedD Reykjav, Iceland

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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Martnikk 15

He will eventualy hiperventilate and faint

nitant 13

Shouldn't you bother asking him why?

TheBlackRussian 13

Well isn't he a ray of sunshine.

gpg5 19

Did you tell him about trees producing oxygen, then give him an axe?

uarudeassbitchyo 17

"Breathing heavily"

craanberry_fml 7

This story left me breathless.

Heajikang 1

If I were you, I would start breathing faster and yell, NOT IF I BEAT YOU!

DAL1010 4

One of the funniest things I've read so far. Reminds me of my siblings and I.

JoBHarvelle 7

Kids say the darnest things, yeah?......