SirDirtyRedD
Reykjav, Iceland
Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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Norja 33
I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..
Zezombye_fml 4
So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.
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JD1147 27
Your brother sounds like he is a contender for the Darwin Awards.
JBChristian 47
"5ML" haha, must be a first. Here's a gold star. Edit: is it a glitch? A couple of the other FMLs have it too.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It's because these were published on FML's 5th anniversary.
BowtiesandFezes 0
Tell him you only breathe in carbon dioxide
milograce 11
What's 5ML mean?
pwnman 33
FML's 5th Birthday!
Ambient25 25
5 Monkey Lovers
Godsofdracos 15
5 midget llamas!
NeatNit 33
5 Marooned Lifeguards
martin8337 36
5 golden rings.
dachayke 16
I did that too. I just couldn't stop thinking about those horror stories about kids shutting themselves in a trunk and suffocating that my parents told me.
Omniprism 15
I think he might need a little therapy.
TXFernwoods 26
Pour water on him and throw him outside
katties 27
You could always tell him that there will always be enough oxygen and you will take as much as you want of it when he passes out
Y_SoSerious 7
That's funny. Don't drink any water that's given to u from him..??
karCSJ 9
OP you should tell him "Good. then you'll die too because oxygen slowly kills you and now you're speeding up the process..."