Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Well care to explain why your younger bro owns you?
Hopersz 0
Thats one smart kid then. Looks like we kno whos gonna major in computer tech in the near future lol
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Comments (145)
st0815 9
It stands for: Oh - you could Potentially - google it.
LemonStarship 5
I smell a computer science major somewhere along the road.
Bright_Lights 14
oh please, he probably just bashed every button on the laptop until something happened, the 6 year old is NOT a genius, he can't even dress himself for gods sake!
TheChristei 0
Ctrl+Alt+Apple+8 :o)
mcsquanch 0
idiot put a password on it! u r that retarded!
simply2010 0
oooh calm down buddy. . .
hairt 4
WTF then gtfo. omg 10 lol
fylol470022317 0
haahahhahahahahahah you suck when I was 5 I learned how to hack I'm surrounded by 6 computers while maintaing a six pack of abs
XbambiX 3
OP ur an idiot...
bugmenotmofo 34
Umm... system restore? Or you could buy a Mac and use Time Machine. I think it'd be way simpler for you OP.
lionofjudah21 0
ydi 4 being 15 nd not knowing how 2 use a computr properly